Friday, March 8, 2013
Winston kitty here peoples. Mom's been on vacation and she seems to have more time for things like shopping. I think she should concentrate her efforts on purchasing tuna flavored treats, scratchy posts, catnip mice and nice big bags of food. This type of shopping would be a wise investment of her time and money. I've consulted with Lucy and Oscar and they both agree with me.
But when she came home from the store the other night she had none of these things. Instead she brought home this... this ... gracious I don't know what to call it. Have a look for yourselves:
Mom says these fake bunnies are for Easter. They are not just decorative, either. They are salt and pepper shakers.
you can't eat these bunnies
they are not soft
they are not scratchable
Mom has taken leave of her senses.
If these bunnies so much as twitch a whisker, I'm gonna pounce and give them my famous lethal
That should teach everybody!