Sunday, November 22, 2015

Kitty Elf Names

Hello all.   We felines are getting ready for the upcoming Christmas season.  Kitty chores for us include, but are not limited to: inspecting Christmas gifts, knocking ornaments onto  the floor, flattening wrapping paper and reminding the Mum person what we need for Christmas.
However, we were distressed on day to discover that Mom has assigned us kitty elf names.   
Apparently, my Winston kitty elf name is:
Festive Pickle-Pants!
I was aghast!   
Mom just giggled.
Here is how to discover what should be your kitty Elf name!
 Oscar likes to indulge in the nip.  Since our Mom is being so silly who can blame him!  His Elf name is
Elfie Pointy-Ears.
Harrumph...how undignified.
*as an aside-Perhaps Oscar is feeling too mellow to care.  He just had another spa day and the vet tech said he even liked the warm bath part.  His favorite part is still the soft warm towels!  I suppose he can tolerate Elfie Pointy-Ears for the holiday season.*
 Finally, Miss Emily.   Miss Emily takes her chore of knocking Christmas ornaments onto the floor very seriously!  She should be amply rewarded on Christmas morning with many treats  for all her troubles!   Her name for the Christmas season is
Squeezy Snow-Bum.
Tee hee.  I, Winston, found that quite amusing.   Emily didn't find it the least bit funny, though.  


I will close with this photo of the downtown area all lit up for Christmas.   Much of the snow melted this morning but there is more on the way.   We thought we should close by telling you our Mom's Elf Name--
Pixie Tinsel-Shoes.
All I can say is she deserves it.
Purrs for a great week.
Winston kitty
aka
Festive Pickle-Pants




22 comments:

  1. Those names are bound to cause teasing at your place ;)
    They are not that bad though,just enough to make humans laugh.
    They like to do that :/
    Good to hear that you are all well.
    Now, we will figure out our Elf names!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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    1. Thank you for visiting!
      We hope you have fun discovering your Elf names =)

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  2. Hoomins are so silly! But we did luff your pictures.

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    1. Thank you Whiskeratti! We think our Hoomin is very silly.
      Purrs,
      the kitty brats

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  3. Those are very silly names but looks like you are all having fun.

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    1. We agree that they are silly names. The Mum person is at least having fun!
      Purrs,
      the kitty brats

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  4. We'll have to look up our elf names too.

    You guys have WAY too much to do, though. We're not sure we want to be elves.

    And snow? You got snow?! Ugh! Lovely photo and all, but snow? Shudder.

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    1. We are very over worked! We can hardly fit in our daily 18 hours of napping.
      Yes, we have snow but it is already melting.
      Keep your paws warm.

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  5. Very cute post :) You are all adorable elves. Your downtown looks nice, they turned the lights on early.

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    1. Thank you. We almost blush at the word adorable.
      Purrs,
      the kitty brats

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  6. Does you Mum realise what she has done? Mummy Janey is sat with a pen and paper giggling! Aaaaaaaargh!!
    The REAL Maple Syrup MOB XXXXXX

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    1. Hehehe
      Why should we be the only ones to suffer!
      Purrs,
      the kitty brats

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  7. Oscar looks all spa-ed and pampered... hopefully everyone in your household is in the festive spirit! Our mom is feeling a bit guilty, as she hasn't even begun to *think* about decorating for the holidays! Have fun doing your *chores*!!

    Silver and Riley

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    1. Hi Silver and Riley,
      Mom is very glad Oscar is enjoying his spa treatments now. He smells extra nice after a visit.
      We hope your mom puts up a Christmas tree cat toy for you as well.
      Purrs,
      the kitty brats

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  8. Those are funny names! Our mom bean says she hopes we're not quite so helpful.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

    Pee Ess: Because we all has S names, all our elf names start with Cookie. Silly mom bean!

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    1. Mmmm...
      kitty cookies!
      We think you should be helpful. Humans always say that...help them anyway . It's all part of the spirit of the season.
      Purrs,
      the kitty brats

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  9. Snow?! Where do you live?! Here in Vancouver, we are having so much sun it feels like Autumn still! Our Mama hasn't even begun to think about Christmas although she will be changing the blog header out for a Christmas one soon. Maybe that will get her in the mood! We love your elf names. We will look ours up as soon as our Mama finds a pen :)

    the critters in the cottage xo

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    1. Hey critters,
      Our snow is all melted away. The Mom person was super happy she didn't have to put on her clunky boots any more.
      We hope you have fun discovering your elf names.
      Purrs,
      the kitty brats

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