Us felines hear so much about having to "be good" at this time of year. We try but it's not always easy. Plus our human is very high maintenance. She doesn't realize how much goes on behind the scenes when we are taking care of her and she just doesn't clue in. I think we are very patient with her. We just thought, that is Oscar, Winston and Emily, that we should let you humans know that we are NOT the only ones who have to behave during this holiday season. Here is a small list of our demands feline requests to be a good human servant.
Thank you for your attention. We remain, yours mostly respectfully, the kitty brats.