Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.
Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.
I know it's really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty!
*author unknown*
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.
Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.
I know it's really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty!
*author unknown*
Cute. :-)
ReplyDeleteI don't know that my cats would think I'm "worthy," most likely not. But from my perspective, all I do is serve their needs. LOL.
"Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
ReplyDeleteGorgeous!
Haha! Very cute!
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
I sooooooooooooo loved that!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute poem. And I have to admit ... there's a lot of truth in it! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, we like this poem. Hugs and nose kisses
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